Jeebus
someone: Sometimes I have a theme to my Christmas decorations.
someone: One year it was red and green.
someone: One year it was snowflakes.
someone: Last year it was angels.
someone: I think this year (if I get to have Christmas, that is), I think it will be snowmen.
me: You should make it Jews!
someone: LOL
someone: Then it wouldn’t be a Christmas theme.
me: Yeah it would, Jesus was a Jew.
someone: I know.
me: Big part of christmas.
me: You’re celebrating the birth of the most important Jew to Christianity.
someone: Ok, settled. I will include Jews in my theme.
someone: Well, maybe a manger scene?
someone: That would be nice, hm?
me: WOO!
me: Can I be in the manger scene?
someone: No, you’d just make him cry.