Actions speak louder than words, unless the words describe actions…
Me: ::poke::
someone: :::pinch:::
Me: ::bite::
Me: ::chew::
someone: ::smack::
Me: ::pimp-slap::
someone: ::elbow in the nuts:::
Me: ::mamogram::
someone: :::triple sowcow, with a left side swipe to the head:::
Me: ::indian burn::
someone: lol