Crabby
me: I had a really strange and intense set of dreams about super heroes.
me: In my dream, one of the super heroes tried to make me into a hero by chopping off half my thumb and attaching a crab’s claw to it.
me: Ok, that sounds a lot weirder typed out than it does in my head
bearded wonder: That’s a shitty hero, man.
bearded wonder: Crab-hand man
bearded wonder: could be a fun cartoon character
me: “So, what’s your super power?”
“I can create buttery dipping sauce.”
me: “And some people are alergic to me.”
bearded wonder: It’s like an even bigger loser version of Edward Scissor Hands
me: Edmund Crabby Thumb.
bearded wonder: lol
bearded wonder: Ew
bearded wonder: Partner of Tammy Stinky Pinky
July 20th, 2010 at 1:02 am -
lookup the pistol shrimp. scaled up to human size, that thumb might do some serious damage…