Goin’ Lefty
bearded wonder: Guitar vibratos are way easier to do with my right hand, so much more coordination.
bearded wonder: Maybe cause it uses more wrist and arm
bearded wonder: I’ll never be good at vibratos on my left hand
bearded wonder: But the point is, I try it right handed and it’s perfect
me: I’ve never had a problem…. or I totally suck and don’t know it.
bearded wonder: Do you jerk off lefty?
me: Only after the right one gets tired.
bearded wonder: see?
bearded wonder: I can’t even do that
me: lol
me: Go break your right wrist.
me: You’ll learn how really fast
bearded wonder: lol
bearded wonder: ouch
bearded wonder: hmm
bearded wonder: maybe then the trick to improving my left hand is to only masturbate left handed
me: Or to have a broken right wrist.
me: Maybe that was the only reason I can do vibrato with my left hand.
bearded wonder: I prefer gain without pain.
me: Thats because you’re a pussy.
me: I broke my arm for my guitaring.
me: What have YOU done?
bearded wonder: You got your ass kicked,
bearded wonder: don’t lie.
me: No, actually I fell.
me: Now I sound like a battered wife.
me: I wonder if battered wives can do good vibrato
bearded wonder: lol
me: Or maybe you should get a battered wife to jerk you off left handed
bearded wonder: Hmm, battered wife aint a bad idea.
me: I’m trying to avoid a reference to a corndog here.
bearded wonder: And I’ll avoid understanding it
me: …
me: …
me: batter