Puttin on the moves
bearded wonder: I saw the movie “I love you man”
bearded wonder: I liked it.
me: I want to see it.
bearded wonder: It wasn’t the slapstick shit everyone loves these days.
bearded wonder: Great date movie though.
bearded wonder: I went with my parents, cause I’m fucking lame.
me: Did you try the yawn move on your mom?
bearded wonder: Take a step back buddy
me: I’m just sayin’