Two Birds, One Stone
me: …2 birds, one stone
me: I used the full version of that metaphor with my girlfriend not long after we met.
me: “That’s a stupid metaphor.” She says
me: “Why?”
me: “In Spanish it’s two flies with one swat… that makes much more sense.. Who kills a bird with a stone?”
bearded wonder: lol
me: 1 point to the hot Latina.
bearded wonder: Americans are talented mother fuckers
me: LOL
me: 1 point to the bearded wonder.
bearded wonder: LOL