Ear Muffs
me: So in this picture of your new head-shaped microphone… are those ear muffs?
bearded wonder: Yup, they”re ear muffs
me: To keep the head warm?
bearded wonder: Kind of
me: You have a name for him yet?
bearded wonder: It”s fritz
me: Is that because it”s always on it”s self?
bearded wonder: It”s probably cause it doesn”t work
me: It doesn”t work?
bearded wonder: Not as we would all like it to
me: What doesn”t it do as advertised?
bearded wonder: For 10k dollars…
me: For 10k dollars I”d expect it to give blowjobs
bearded wonder: I rest my case