Girl Logic
someone: …I was talking about the original version.
me: You can’t specify after you make the argument.
me: If I had known you were talking about the original then I’d have said you’re right.
someone: Um, I’m a girl.
someone: There’s no logic in girl arguments.
someone: Don’t you know anything?!
me: I know there’s one constant rule in girl logic.
me: Men don’t know anything
someone: Ah, but you see you have just disproved your theory in that you knew that
someone: And as far as I know, you, my friend, are a man.
me: Knew what?