Jesus Juice
me: Maybe plums?
someone: mmmm maybe
me: Though I’m not a big plum fan.
me: They’re really tempting, but they taste kinda rotted to me.
someone: blech no thanks
me: Though that could be because I eat them off the ground.
someone: grosssss
someone: you dont really, do you??? That doesn’t sound like something you would do
me: No I don’t, and they don’t taste rotted.
me: I’m just not a fan.
someone: why you gotta mess with me
me: Because it’s easy.