Retardedness

me: …I”ve radically altered it too. Woo!!!!1111!!!!one!!!
beardless wonder: control your retardeness
me: I”ll control-alt-delete your retardedness
beardless wonder: I”m a Mac guy, you dumbass, contral-alt-delete has no effect
me: Ok, apple shift escape, dick
beardless wonder: Repeat the last thing please?
me: Ok, apple shift escape, dick
me: Wait, I can”t find the dick key.
beardless wonder: I think you mean, apple option escape, dumbass
me: There”s no dumbass key either

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