The Father, The Son, And the Holy Bear
me: I think a church local to my work worships a koala bear.
someone: uh what?
me: I think a local church secretly worships a koala bear.
someone: How do you know this?
someone: …or think it?
me: I was getting some local directions from Google Maps and saw this:
someone: LOL
someone: Hey… Koala bears are pretty awesome?
someone: And that’s a huge church compound.
me: And the bear looks PISSED.
someone: LOL
someone: He does look a bit evil.
someone: Cuddly but will kill you in a heartbeat.
me: I ATE EUCALYPTUS LEAVES FOR YOUR SINS FUCKERS!
someone: ROFL
someone: I’m dying right now.
someone: So you should pay a little more attention to this place.
someone: See what they’re all about.
me: They’re all about Jesus dying on a eucalyptus tree.
me: And being reincarnated as a snuggly marsupial.
someone: I think that’s a nice idea.
someone: I would cuddle with Koala-Jesus .
me: We need t-shirts:
me: “Real men cuddle with koala jesus”
someone: LOL