Can’t Take Me Anywhere
me: You like BBQ?
someone: Sure
me: I have plenty of BBQ Sauce
me: …
me: on my shirt
me: …
me: And on my pants
someone: lol
me: We had the BBQ Place cater a company lunch
me: And I want a refund.
me: There’s not enough bbq sauce to cover my clothes completely
someone: lol
me: I’m going to smell like a bbq all day.
me: At least maybe people will think I’m tasty
someone: Hell yeah
someone: Hopefully your girlfriend likes BBQ