Mr. Sparkles
When walking into a BBQ place in the “Deep South” its next to impossible to explain away why you are covered in glitter.
California, no problem. They expect that. They even send people move-in packages with glitter and organic grains, “Come live in California, get some glitter”. Well, maybe not, but they don’ take too kindly to glitter here, not in the South, and definitely not in a BBQ restaurant.