Self Deprecation Will Set You Free

me: I think “eyeballs” is a drastically underused comedic term
someone: it is a good word
me: Which is more funny?….
me: Why’d the chicken cross the road?
me: To get to the other side
me: Or
me: Why’d the chicken cross the road?
me: EYEBALLS
someone: Actuallly
someone: It’s kind of funny when you add “balls” to the end of all sorts of words
someone: Like fuckballs
someone: Snotballs
someone: Assballs
me: Ballsballs
someone: lol
someone: Wow
someone: We are classy
me: ::burp::

me: You gots to grab life by the balls!
coworker: Yeah, I know…mow
me: Just nicely… in a comforting manner.
coworker: I mean…meow
me: And clip your nails ahead of time.