Self Deprecation Will Set You Free

me: Came up with a great band name.
someone: oh yeah?
me: Sideways Vagina
someone: LOL
me: You probably have to be a punk band.
me: But its a good name.
someone: …vertical mouth.
me: Thats just crazy talk

me: its a good thing we’re good at what we do.
someone: haha yeah
me: because the only thing I have to fall back on is my wizardry skills with chat.
someone: i have my bow skills, that’s about it.
me: Bow… as in shooting arrows?
someone: as in bow staff
me: Now all we need is a guy named Robin-hood….
someone: we can start our own merry band
me: Can we do away with Merry Band?
me: Merry, specifically
me: How ’bout “Happy-go-Lucky”
me: Can we rob from the modestly comfortable and give to the slightly related to us?
someone: i like that, prefect!
someone: let’s give to the frugal and thrifty
me: That’s a good one… or two.
me: A good two.
someone: ‘cus no one should be frugal
me: Everyone SHOULD be frugal, but nobody should HAVE to be.
me: Our mission statement, “We rob from the modestly comfortable and give to the thrifty in an attempt to lower the economic impact of international frugality.”

Under no circumstances is it acceptable to play air-guitar to a song, and then switch to air-drums.

If air-drums are to be played, they should be played by an accomplished air-drummer. You can place an ad for an air-drummer at your nearest air-music store. You could then, after much practice, take your air-band on tour.

This means that you will also be playing for air-audiences